Her hilarious collab with SZA.
And the Kenan & Kel reboot we did not know we would have liked.
But there may be one explosive sketch that I merely can’t cease occupied with.
The sketch begins out on the Times Square Sanrio retailer (the corporate that owns Hello Kitty), the place a gaggle of latest hires are getting educated to work the gross sales ground.
In order to work there, they should know the historical past of the Hello Kitty character. Well… BUCKLE. UP. Because these Hello Kitty info within the sketch are literally all true, straight from Sanrio.
THE FACE OF A HUMAN?!?!?!?!
They go on to checklist that she was born in 1974, lives in London, and is “five apples tall.” They additionally reveal that she’s within the third grade, and if you are able to do math…
THE FACE OF A 48-YEAR-OLD THIRD-GRADER?!?!?!
OK, you is likely to be saying to your self, it could actually’t get crazier than that. WELL THINK AGAIN, SISTER.
WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?! What are the foundations of this world?
THE FACE OF A 48-YEAR-OLD HUMAN THIRD-GRADER WITH A CAT FOR A BOYFRIEND?!?!
In case you forgot (like I did), this story really first broke again in 2014 when anthropologist Christine R. Yano was curating a Hello Kitty exhibit on the Japanese American National Museum in Los Angeles.
“I was corrected — very firmly,” she advised the Los Angeles Times. “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.”
STOP. IT. RIGHT. NOW. So let’s go over this.
Well, Hello Kitty can also be apparently Natasha Lyonne. BECAUSE WHY NOT?!
You can watch the complete sketch right here. And watch out on the market. Nothing is because it appears.