21 Things I Learned About Celebrities Completely Against My Will In 2022

1. First, when Kim Kardashian stated she had intercourse with Pete Davidson in entrance of a hearth “in honor of” her grandmother.

2. When Pete Davidson’s alleged penis size was revealed by Jay Pharoah.

3. When Megan Fox admitted to ingesting Machine Gun Kelly’s blood “for ritual purposes.”

4. When Kate Moss recalled how Johnny Depp as soon as gifted her jewellery “out the crack of his arse.”

5. When B. Simone stated she does not bathe every single day.

6. When Kim Kardashian stated she would think about consuming poop if it made her look youthful.

7. Literally every part from the Smith household.

8. When Charlie Puth admitted to being sexy “all the time.”

9. And when he stated the primary music he ever “jerked off” to was “This Love” by Maroon 5.

10. When Kourtney Kardashian claimed a physician really helpful she drink Travis Barker’s semen a number of occasions every week so that they’d have higher possibilities of conceiving a child.

11. When Mila Kunis stated she and Ashton Kutcher use the lavatory with the door open.

12. When Jana Kramer stated she was ghosted by Chris Evans as a result of her pee smelled like asparagus.

13. When James Corden revealed he solely washes his hair each two months.

14. When Lea Michele claimed she as soon as confirmed Jonathan Groff her vagina, utilizing the sunshine from a desk lamp, simply because, as a homosexual man, he’d by no means seen one.

15. When Tyler Perry claimed he speaks in his Madea voice whereas having intercourse.

16. When Kristen Bell stated her household is so smelly, they did not understand when one thing was rotting of their home.

17. When Kumail Nanjiani revealed he went 15 years with out going to the dentist.

18. When Kourtney Kardashian stated she’ll randomly “smell” certainly one of her son Reign’s outdated braids from a haircut he acquired two years in the past.

19. When Dax Shepard shared how no less than “four [or] five days a week,” Kristen Bell will fail to throw her tissue into the bathroom bowl after she makes use of the lavatory, leaving it simply sitting on the seat.

20. When Ne-Yo talked about getting permission from Ice-T to seize Coco Austin’s butt.

21. And lastly, when Jennifer Coolidge talked about the entire “sexual action” she acquired after enjoying Stifler’s mother in American Pie.